1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:03,760 The following programme contains strong language, adult themes 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,000 and adult humour. 3 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:13,120 Do you ever feel like you're the worst person in the world? 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,520 I tell you Ron, we're gonna have to find this brother of his. 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,440 Jesus! Christ! I'm Sue. 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,400 So, Glen was telling me that you run the family business. 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,760 You're my brother. So, whatever it is I'll, I'll help you. 8 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,480 Just as long as it's not money, obviously. 9 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,360 Every penny we've got goes to the wedding fund. 10 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,200 You just gotta keep your eyes open alright, for geezers driving about 11 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,360 in blacked out motors with tattoos on their faces. 12 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,920 Glen, we are celebrating! Check the Savings Account. 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:35,960 What?! 14 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,600 (UP TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 15 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,760 Thanks Trish. Best chips in town these! 16 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,320 I know. 17 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,040 I'll shout when your donuts is ready. 18 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,120 Great! Enjoy. 19 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,240 Yeah, will do Trish. Thank you. 20 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,400 It's not Trish. Sorry? 21 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,760 It's not Trish. 22 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,320 It's Julie. 23 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,240 That's just for marketing purposes. 24 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,280 Oh. 25 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,440 Right, OK. 26 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,000 Great, well thank you. 27 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,800 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 28 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,760 You won't believe what Trish has just told me... 29 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,120 Kirsty, I, I'm sorry but I do think we need to call the bank. 30 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,920 Oh, for goodness sake, I've told you, look it's an app, 31 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:16,960 it'll be a glitch! 32 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,800 Yeah but what if it's not, Kirst? We're meant to be celebrating, Glen! 33 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,000 Kirst but what if it's, what if it's, you know, 'fraud' 34 00:01:22,039 --> 00:01:24,400 like 'bank fraud'? or... Well, it's not gonna be that is it? 35 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,960 You know... Just shush and eat a chip. 36 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,600 ..or a scam? Like e-mail scams, you know, or something like that, 37 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,080 I mean I don't, I don't... 38 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,120 What? 39 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,960 Call the bank, Glen. But why? 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,240 Call the bank!But why? Call the fucking bank. 41 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,280 I am doing! But why?! 42 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,840 OK, there was an e-mail from the bank. 43 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,479 But then when I looked again, it wasn't from the bank, it was like, 44 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,080 all spelt wrong. Kirsty. 45 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,759 Did you click a link? No! I don't think so. 46 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,560 Did you click a link Kirsty? No, I don't know. 47 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,400 Did you click a link Kirsty? Did I click a link? 48 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,960 Think Kirsty. Did you click a link? I don't know. I don't know... 49 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,400 Did you click it?I don't... BANKING VOICE: In your own words, 50 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,479 what is the nature of your call? I've clicked a link! 51 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,479 BANKING: I'm sorry. I didn't quite catch that... 52 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,120 Hold the star key! I saw it on the One show! 53 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,960 Yep, yep, alright.Fuck! Oh my god, won't it be alright? 54 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,400 They'll sort it, won't they? They'll sort it out, will they, 55 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,200 will they sort it?! Kirst breathe, Kirsty, 56 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,320 Kirsty, breathe. OK, yeah! Oh shit! No! 57 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,560 The passwords, Glen?! For the bank! We don't know them! 58 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,000 I don't know them! Do you know them? 59 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,200 I don't know.I don't know, I mean...It's alright, 60 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,800 we'll talk to them.OK. And I'm sure, 61 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,200 I'm sure that they will... Yeah. 62 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,520 ..be able to erm... 63 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,640 ..Actually y'know what Kirsty, just drive. 64 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:23,680 What? Yeah, just go. 65 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,160 The passwords are at home. Let's go.But we haven't got our... 66 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,120 Nah, just drive Kirsty.OK. Drive. Just drive Kirsty!OK I'm... 67 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,600 Oi! Come and get your donuts?! 68 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,920 Sorry Trish! Fuck! Julie, sorry Julie! 69 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,480 (UP TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 70 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,480 Go...go faster, go faster Kirsty! What? What's going on? 71 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,600 Faster, er, erm... 72 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,640 BANK: Hello there! You're speaking to Jonathan. 73 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,680 Whom I speaking to? Hi, it's Glen, Glen Campbell. 74 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,160 Do you mind if I call you Glen? No, that's completely fine. 75 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,320 FUCK!Can I start by taking your account number? 76 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,920 Glen, what's going on?! Yeah, Kirsty. 77 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,920 I didn't want to tell you this. But it's about Lee. 78 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,480 There're men looking for him. Bad men. 79 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,600 What? And that's who's behind us? It might be, yeah. 80 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,040 Are we ready with the number? Well, what do they want Lee for? 81 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,600 Well I don't know Kirsty, they're, they're bad men aren't they 82 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,080 so I mean like... What, kill him?! 83 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,400 Well, I don't know the details! 84 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,960 If you don't have your details to hand, 85 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,360 your personal banking PIN will do. Go left Kirsty, go left! 86 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,400 Where? Here! 87 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,880 (TYRES SCREECH) 88 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,000 (TYRES SCREECH) What the fuck Glen?! 89 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,320 Why didn't you tell me?! I didn't want to panic you, did I! 90 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,640 Oh brilliant, well that's panned out really well, yeah! 91 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,079 I'll just pop you on hold. 92 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,040 Glen. Brace. Symphony No. 9 in D minor 93 00:03:31,079 --> 00:03:33,160 (GLEN GROANS) (TYRES SCREECH) 94 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Hello? 95 00:03:36,079 --> 00:03:37,400 Oh shit! 96 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,560 (BOTH GROANING) 97 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,000 Oh shush, Glen. We've all seen Top Gear. 98 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,200 BANK: Hello? 99 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,480 Lee! Lee! LEE! 100 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,440 Fraud squad! Fraud team! We need the Fraud Squad. Whatever you call them! 101 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,040 Yes, yes, no I, I do understand... 102 00:03:57,079 --> 00:03:58,840 but you'll still need to give me the pass... 103 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,840 Yes Jonathan! The passwords, yes. I'm just looking for them! 104 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,680 He's not here. He's not answering his phone. 105 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,840 Pick up, Lee...but I'll still need to get the pass... 106 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,640 Glen, where's the thing? Kirst your shoes! 107 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,200 What thing?The thing! The can! The fake bean can, the bean can, 108 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,080 the can!Under the sink! Where it always is... 109 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,960 NO! It's not there! It's not... 110 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,279 Symphony No. 9 in D minor 111 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,480 Hello?! I really do need the er... 112 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,520 (CARS PULL UP) 113 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,000 (BOTH GASP) 114 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:34,520 Call the police! I've called 911 because of movies! 115 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,560 (GLEN GRUNTS) 116 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,840 Ah! KIRSTY: Oh! 117 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,880 Oh!(KEYS JANGLE) (GLEN EXLAIMS) 118 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,400 Um...Oh!Lee's not here! 119 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,360 Whatever it is you want, he's not... 120 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,600 MALE VOICE: Is that you, Glen? 121 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,640 (GLEN PANTING) 122 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,120 (KEYS JANGLE) Oh Glen, no. 123 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,640 Hello Uncle Ron. 124 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,760 125 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,640 126 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,400 127 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:12,840 to say goodbye 128 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,320 RON: He's fucked us. Your brother. 129 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,120 Taken everything we've got. 130 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:23,000 TEL: The haulage business was losing money unbeknownst to us. 131 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,000 Lee's kept it secret and tried to fix it. 132 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,280 Got deeper and deeper in debt until... 133 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,320 bang. 134 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,760 All gone tits up. 135 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,800 (CRUNCHING) 136 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:42,440 The firm was everything Glen. That's our savings, pensions, our futures. 137 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,960 Our business! That me and your dad started. 138 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,920 That your dad passed down to Lee. 139 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,040 (CRUNCHING) And now, that's all... 140 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,560 If he'd just told us. If he'd asked us, we could've... 141 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,600 But he didn't 142 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,360 because it's all front with your brother! 143 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,920 Plays the big man but when times get hard, he runs off. 144 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,320 (CRUNCHING) 145 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,360 Yeah! 146 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,160 Could I trouble you for another one of those wafer biscuits? 147 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,480 Absolutely, yeah. 148 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,560 How did you find me? 149 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:20,000 Er, you're on LinkedIn Glen. It doesn't take a fucking genius. 150 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,200 (CRUNCHING) 151 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:25,400 You can't treat people like that. People who love you. 152 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,760 I know the money's not coming back, I know that! 153 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:32,200 SHOUTS: He needs to look me in the eye (SNIFFLES) 154 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:37,120 and understand all the fucking pain. 155 00:06:37,159 --> 00:06:40,040 It's alright mate. (RON BREATHES HEAVILY) 156 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:45,640 He owes me that much. (EXHALES) 157 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,680 (CRUNCHING) 158 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,800 So erm, when's he getting back? 159 00:06:56,240 --> 00:07:00,440 160 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:04,280 161 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:09,480 you'll never let me go 162 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,640 163 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,200 164 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,680 RON: He's taken everything. Yeah. 165 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,160 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 166 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,000 Oh. It's just Mum. 167 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,200 That's a lovely warm welcome, innit. 168 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,880 Now listen... Sue. 169 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,800 We're in the middle of something. Ex-cuse me?! 170 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,280 Mother! Have you called the police? 171 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,320 No. What's the point? 172 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,720 By the time it takes the old Bill to get their heads round it, 173 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,159 he'll be halfway to Torremolinos. 174 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,720 KIRSTY: With our wedding fund. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 175 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,400 Sorry. It was just erm. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) FUCK! 176 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,840 (CLEARS HIS THROAT). 177 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:46,760 Hello?! 178 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,440 Who am I, the ghost of fucking Christmas past?! 179 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,120 Yes, we can hear you mother! Sue! Something's happened, alright. 180 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:54,840 It's erm, my brother Lee. He, he was staying here with us. 181 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,080 You don't say. 182 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,120 Now, I know he's your flesh and blood, 183 00:07:58,159 --> 00:08:00,480 but I can't lie Glen, the bloke's a fucking melt. 184 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,680 What? Wait, you've seen him? 185 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,960 Seen him? Oh yeah, I've taken two buses 186 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 and a 40-minute trek down the dual carriageway 187 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,800 just because of that fucking prick! What, where, where, where is he? 188 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,760 Sue, Sue it's important. Fucked if I know?! 189 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,600 Right.He dumped me and that gay fella on the A12 190 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,760 after he naffed off with my Samsung Galaxy. But... 191 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,400 Wait! Mum, you left your phone with him? 192 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,800 I didn't leave it with him, he nicked off with it, didn't he! 193 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,440 OK. I put Find my Friends on Mum's phone, 194 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,080 when we thought she was stealing our ham! 195 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,520 Yeah, yeah. SUE: You fucking what? 196 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,760 YELLS: Do you mind, mum?? This actually is not about you! 197 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,080 Oh right, OK. 198 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,120 I'll sort meself out for a drink then shall I? Excuse me. 199 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,159 Where is he? 200 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,600 KIRSTY: Oh sorry.I'd say he's in Stanstead by now. 201 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,080 Costa Del Sol's Luton. Well, I seem to remember using 202 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,440 Stansted in the past. No! He's not at the airport! 203 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:46,640 Where, where, where is he Kirst? He's in Dagenham?Dag? Dagenham? 204 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,720 What the fuck's he doing with 15 grand in Dagenham? 205 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,200 He ain't got 15 grand. 206 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,880 He left this behind. Fucked off. Big freaky look on his face! 207 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,840 Fancy talking to me now, do you? 208 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,080 Is that all of it?? 209 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,920 Minus 50 quid... for my trouble. 210 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,680 Hang on, hang on, no... BUNNY: Wait a second. 211 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,680 Isn't Dagenham where their Dad erm... 212 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:10,920 In... Oh fuck! Oh! 213 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,640 Glen? (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 214 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,160 215 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,080 so long 216 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,800 217 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,040 218 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,520 219 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,920 220 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:48,600 like the snow in the rain 221 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,720 222 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,240 223 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:07,400 the lights are shinin' on me 224 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,845 225 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:13,280 226 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,800 For a Fistful of Dollars 227 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,640 GLEN: It's alright Kirst. You stay there, I know where he'll be. 228 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,840 KIRSTY: Wait, wait. Glen, Glen. 229 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,600 (DISTANT MUSIC PLAYS) 230 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,600 231 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,880 232 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,080 233 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:57,520 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 234 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,320 235 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,800 How could you? 236 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,720 After I welcomed you back. 237 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,280 That's... Oh. 238 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,320 (SNIFFS) 239 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,360 So what, you just gonna fuck off, yeah? 240 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,320 Stay here for the night and then er, what just drive away, fuck off? 241 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,880 Run away like you always do? 242 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,360 Somethin' like that. 243 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,920 (SCOFFS, LAUGHS) 244 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,200 I should've known. (SNIFFS) 245 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,840 You... 246 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,680 you are a selfish piece of shit. 247 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,160 No, no. 248 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:45,400 Honestly, I don't know how you can fucking live with yourself! 249 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,680 What are you-you are fucking kidding me. 250 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:16,320 No, no, no leave it! No. Fucking... 251 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,520 GLEN SHOUTS: No! Don't! You don't get to... 252 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,320 No! You do not get to do this you selfish twat! 253 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:25,560 SHOUTS: Who the fuck are you to tell me what I get to do?! 254 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,520 Questioning me? You haven't got a clue! The FUCKING pressure! 255 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,120 SHOUTS: The fucking... 256 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,320 Do you want to talk about it, or... 257 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,760 You've been a baby your whole life! 258 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,320 No responsibilities. 259 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,680 Protected from everything. 260 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,720 No responsibility? 261 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,360 Mum shielded you from it all! 262 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,400 Except the responsibility of looking after her. 263 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,800 Oh, here we go. Trump card. 264 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,920 Yeah. You left Lee! 265 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,880 You left her all-all alone. 266 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,800 Through her illness, through everything. 267 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,720 Where were you through that bit, eh? 268 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,200 When she got sick and I had to... I had to look after her! 269 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,680 Where, where were you through that? 270 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:08,960 Oh yeah, that's it, I remember, out, off your head on fucking... 271 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,520 pingers! 272 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,160 I don't know the terminology do I. I was grieving my Dad! 273 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:18,400 Oh sure.You have no fucking idea what it was like for me when he died! 274 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,280 I've been trying to live up to him my whole life! 275 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,720 Trying to be the big man! 276 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,160 SHOUTS: D'you think i wanted that?! 277 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,280 I just wanted one chance... 278 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,440 just to make him... 279 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,480 all I ever wanted was to make him... 280 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,040 ..Proud? 281 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,320 Yeah. 282 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,560 I reckon it's a bit late for that, ain't it? 283 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,720 (CARS APPROACH) 284 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,840 Ron and the boys, told us everything. 285 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,080 No more secrets. Alright? 286 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,080 Yeah. 287 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,200 It's all out in the open. It's just... 288 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,160 we'll try and sort this mess out, whatever that looks like. 289 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280 It's over. 290 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,200 Yeah? 291 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,920 Yeah. 292 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,960 It's over. 293 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,240 (CAR DOORS OPEN) 294 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,920 It's fine Kirst! (SIGHS)He's gonna... 295 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:39,600 ..everything's gonna be alright. He's just...(CAR DOORS LOCK) 296 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,640 Lee? 297 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,200 Lee? (CAR STARTS) 298 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,480 Lee? Lee! 299 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,640 (ENGINE REVS) Lee! 300 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,760 (TYRES SQUEAL) 301 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,640 RON: It's a bloody gas tank! 302 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,720 (GLEN SCREAMS) 303 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:55,520 More Than Words 304 00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:03,280 305 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,160 (GLEN SCREAMS) 306 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,560 (KIRSTY GASPS) 307 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,040 (COLLISION BANG) 308 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,320 (METAL CLANGS) 309 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,320 BUNNY: Ha, it's fucking empty! 310 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,760 Oh my god! 311 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,200 (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) 312 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,040 (GASPS) 313 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,680 (CAR DOOR SQUEAKS) 314 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,640 (LEE GROANS) 315 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,880 BUNNY: Tonight Matthew, I am going to be... 316 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:39,920 TEL: Bunny! 317 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,040 LEE: Can't even fucking get that right! 318 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,240 Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, come out and we can, we can go home and we, 319 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:53,040 we can erm, well I don't know what but I'm sure that we'll all... 320 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,360 (GLASS SHATTERS) 321 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,280 (LIGHTER IGNITES) BUNNY: Oh, for fuck's sake, 322 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,280 he's gonna flambe himself! No, no, no, don't do that! 323 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,080 Right, to be honest Lee, I think it'd just burn your hair off but... 324 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,200 LEE SHOUTS: Fuck off! 325 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,720 Glen... What? 326 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,040 (DRIPPING PETROL) 327 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,280 No. Stay back! 328 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,960 Just. Just-just put it down, Lee. LEE: Fuck off! Leave me alone! 329 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,160 No, no I won't do that, actually. 330 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,120 Go! I'm shit! 331 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,640 No, you're not shit. 332 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,400 You're... well yeah alright, actually you are a bit shit 333 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,840 but, but, but y'know, we're all shit. Aren't we? Ey? 334 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,200 Glen? 335 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,240 Here. 336 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,640 Lee? 337 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,400 Look at me then, you prawn. 338 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,960 339 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,040 Ey? 340 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,640 (SPOONS CLANGING) 341 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,880 Come on... (SPOONS CLANGING CONTINUES) 342 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,599 It's your bit, remember? 343 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,640 (SPOONS CLANGING CONTINUES) 344 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,480 Come on, come on. 345 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,119 You gonna dance or what? 346 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,480 I can't do it without you Lee. 347 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,040 348 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:24,640 (SPOONS CLANGING CONTINUES) 349 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,640 350 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,040 351 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,280 352 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,600 some kinda star.. 353 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,160 BUNNY: I won't lie. I did not expect this. 354 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,160 Alright, yeah, that's it. 355 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,040 if that's what you are 356 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,200 (CLANGING SPOONS CONTINUE) 357 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,600 358 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,320 359 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,200 360 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,960 361 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,040 (GLEN SOBS) 362 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,440 Why didn't you just leave me? 363 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,720 Cause I love you, don't I you twat. 364 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,760 You stupid bloody massive twat. 365 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,880 Come on. No. 366 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,440 What? Dad. 367 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,920 TEL: Leave it mate!LEE: He's all over the fucking dashboard! 368 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,800 BUNNY: We can come back with a fucking hoover. 369 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,200 LEE: Will we fuck! 370 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,720 Lee, please, come on. No! 371 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,560 Come on!What kind of a son would I be if I left him!? 372 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,760 In the middle of a fucking factory! 373 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 RON: Read! 374 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,800 That's not yer Dad! 375 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240 You what? 376 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,960 Your Dad's not dead! 377 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,240 Your Dad, your... (SIGHS) 378 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,600 Your Dad's in fucking Tenerife. 379 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,680 (MUSICAL STING) BUNNY: For fucks sake! 380 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,880 381 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,360 I'm sorry, Tenerife? 382 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,200 WHISPERS: He's running a jerk chicken place 383 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,640 in Playa de Las Americas. 384 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,360 Your Mum made me swear I'd never tell you. 385 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,840 Ah well. 386 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,640 Sorry Jaqui. 387 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,680 Jerk chicken? 388 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,920 BUNNY WHISPERS: Yeah it's, it's similar to Piri-Piri, 389 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,480 just not quite as spicy. 390 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,080 Honestly, just talk normal. She's not gonna wake up. 391 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,480 SHOUTS: Are you mum? 392 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,160 See. 393 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,600 But what about the... RON: Ashes? Well sure. 394 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,480 Only your Mum was best mates with Jeff Gardner who had a... 395 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,720 what-d'you-call-it? 396 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,440 Pet crematorium. 397 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,760 What so it's a fucking labrador Well... 398 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,960 Not necessarily. 399 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,440 Could've been a large cat or maybe a baby donkey. 400 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,680 (BANGING AT DOOR) 401 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,520 Oh, it's Roger next door. 402 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,560 Just ignore him. 403 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,000 WHISPERS: Listen, I know you've had a hard day of it. 404 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,480 What with all this and the bit when you tried to top yourself, 405 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,520 twice. 406 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,520 I understand there are mental issues in here and all that, 407 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:08,040 but at the end of the day we're all out of a job unless things get fixed. 408 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,760 This is a big mess to clean up, Lee. 409 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,960 And you, you are the man who wields the mop. 410 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Alright Bun. 411 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,800 No, no, Tel, he's right. 412 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,880 What I've done it's er... 413 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:26,560 all them fucking years, trying to live up to dad 414 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,360 and it turns out... 415 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,480 He left Mum with two kids and opened a jerk chicken shop? 416 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520 Yeah... 417 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,200 (SIGHS) 418 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,040 BUNNY: All the same we'll expect you first thing Monday morning yeah. 419 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,760 (BANGING ON DOOR) ROGER: I know you're in there! 420 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,120 Move these ruddy cars off my drive! 421 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,040 What if I had visitors?! 422 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,080 (LEE SIGHS) 423 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,400 I'm just gonna go and have one of these. (EXHALES) 424 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,520 (DOOR OPENS) 425 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,240 BUNNY: Alright, well, thanks be the fuck that's all sorted. 426 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280 BOTH: Hang on. 427 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,720 No but, look at him... 428 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,520 surely we can't... Glen, if he doesn't come back, 429 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,760 we don't have a chance of getting this sorted, like. 430 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,880 There's no alternative. 431 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,240 Well... 432 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:21,960 what if the company were to accept a Bridging Loan of say... 433 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000 ..I dunno like, of just over 15,000 or... 434 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,520 Kirsty! No! She means the wedding money. 435 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,240 It's the right thing to do love. 436 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,800 Kirst, we can't just give away all...We're not giving it away. 437 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,520 They'll make it back in like... 438 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,280 yeah, I mean it will take, years. But... 439 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,240 You don't want to get married? That's what it is! 440 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,920 No, that's not what it is. Of course not. 441 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,840 I think, maybe just the idea like, took over a little bit. 442 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:54,200 And, well maybe a bit more like focussed on that than we were on us? 443 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,800 And we're so much better now, aren't we? 444 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,880 And I'm so glad. 445 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:06,280 But yeah, if it means just delaying the wedding a little bit then... 446 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,240 ..that is what I think we should do. 447 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840 If you agree? 448 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,480 If that's what you want, yeah. 449 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,480 (BANGING ON DOOR) Open up immediately! 450 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,320 I shan't ask again! Roger, we're having a bit 451 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,320 of a, we've had a family...I don't give a tuppenny toss, son! 452 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,360 KIRSTY: Glen. 453 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,320 Alright, Roger! 454 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,880 RON: Love, that's your wedding? 455 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,320 ROGER: You want to watch your tone chum! 456 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,160 Didn't your mother teach you any manners! 457 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,960 Actually, sorry, can I just get my cagoule please, I'm just gonna... 458 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,040 KIRSTY: Yeah. 459 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,600 W-w-why? 460 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,400 No, nothing, just er, won't be a minute, I'll er... 461 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,440 yeah. Glen... 462 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:54,000 SHOUTS: Bring it, cunt! (UP TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 463 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,520 (GRUNTING, GROANING) 464 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,920 (GASPS) (THUMPING) 465 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,040 Morning! 466 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,360 Oh! (ALARM WAILS) 467 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,200 (THUMPING, GROANING CONTINUES) 468 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,680 Stinky old man! 469 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,920 Where will you go? 470 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,480 Don't worry about me mate, I'll be fine. 471 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,320 Well... 472 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,480 It's been... Yeah. 473 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,200 I just wanna say something. 474 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,560 It's important that you don't respond OK, don't respond, 475 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,160 just erm acknowledge it, give me a nod. 476 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,440 I er... 477 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,080 I love ya. 478 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,400 (CAR STARTS) 479 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,000 (CAR REVS) 480 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040 You big nonce! 481 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,440 You alright? 482 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,560 Yeah, yeah yeah. 483 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,640 It's for the best though, eh love? 484 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,960 Hmm, hm, you're right, yeah, yeah. 485 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,000 Well. Shall we go inside, put the kettle on. 486 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,680 Ooh we can catch the last bit of... FUCK! 487 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,160 Lee! 488 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,880 Wait! 489 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,800 ba ba ba ba ba 490 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,600 (PHONE PINGS) 491 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,240 ba ba ba ba 492 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,640 493 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,040 Actually... 494 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,760 I still... Oh Christ I'm unfit... hmmm. 495 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,800 (PHONE PINGS) 496 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,680 You can't go just yet. We've got business. 497 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,680 Hey? Got family business. 498 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,120 Glen. I need you to stay, alright, 499 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,160 because... 500 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,160 I want to find Dad. 501 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,200 I want to find dad and I want to punch him in the fucking face! 502 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,600 Shut up and reverse you shit! 503 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,160 Coffin! 504 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,480 (PHONE PINGS) 505 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,720 Kirsty! 506 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,600 He's gonna stay Kirst! He said... Oh? 507 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,320 Oh, fuck me! (CLEARS THROAT) 508 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,560 We're gonna find Dad! 509 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,200 We're gonna find... Oh, that's great! 510 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,960 Yeah, yeah. Innit? I know! 511 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,000 Oh... yeah... yeah. 512 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,400 You sure? Yeah of course! 513 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,440 Right! 514 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,600 515 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,840 516 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,720 world coming alive 517 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,360 518 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,120 519 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,880 520 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,920 521 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,520 alone can survive 522 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,880 see the rough and tumble 523 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,480 524 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,560 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky